Now I know I said I loved driving a tractor before, but that was the newer one that was similar to an automatic car. Press the gas and go. Last week I was forced to drive the older tractor/lawnmower that involved shifting gears.
The practice round in the wide field was okay, drop the lawnmower contraption, and go forward in a straight line. Once I hit the hills and the small aisles of the vineyard, that's when the chicken poo hit the fan.
The older mower's steering wheel was wobbly and I struggled at keeping my machine straight, and a few times I swerved dangerously close to the grape vines. And then it happened. I drove the front of the tractor into the wires and into a vine, both which started to bend dangerously close to the snapping point, and all I could do was yell, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!." I managed to maneuver my way out of the wires and the vine bounced back, although with a large scrape which was clear evidence of my accidental attempt to take it out.
I wish that was my only mowing faux-pas, but as I headed up what would be my final aisle, thinking I had finally somewhat gained control of the machine, I found myself stuck in the middle on a hill. I kept trying to push forward and could feel the wheels move under me, but all the mower did was roll backwards. I pushed the gear faster and forward, and yet I continued to slide back until I was once again stuck in the wires. I finally parked the beast, and with my newly gained farm girl muscles, managed to lift the mower and get it out of the spot where it had gotten stuck. And then the gosh darn thing wouldn't start.
Defeated and tired, I left it there and went for help. Needless to say, I was not asked to mow on after that.
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